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Posted By Posted By: WMFL
Posted On Posted On: Sep 17th, 2017
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 Let the trash talk begin...

Posted By Posted By: Drew
Posted On Posted On: Sep 17th, 2017
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 That field gold was insane. I did a front row seat for it!
It's a game changer if you can put up points from your own 40.

Posted By Posted By: Billy
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 Who will win a game first Grey or Black?

Posted By Posted By: Better question
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 Who will lose first Spack or Noah?

Posted By Posted By: Green QB
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 Side note, Shout out to King (Light Grey) for letting us use one of their players when we were shorthanded this past week. Also to Marty for agreeing to switch sides for a game. Thanks guys.

Posted By Posted By: @ billy
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 black

Posted By Posted By: Crank
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 Black will get a win before Grey will. Would not be shocking to see Grey go winless all year.

Spack will lose before Noah.

Posted By Posted By: KDTrey5
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 Chambers is a great QB, just look at the bums he plays with. TJ maybe was an 8.5 five years ago.

Posted By Posted By: Cris Collinsworth
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 Well week 3 is in the books. Only one wrong again, Orange let me down vs Carbon. 10 of 12 games correctly picked.
What did we learn this week (Other than I do SNF not MNF, Hence the early post because i dont work mondays)?

Frank is a Pick machine,
Beibs has a leg,
Spack can’t be stopped
The clarkins are good and not as short as previously thought.
Team green is all over the sack page.
Carbon doesn’t allow many points
White scores a lot of points.

This weeks picks

Orange vs Blue
The finals rematch was a shootout as expected. Spack scored at will, but had some difficulty stopping team green short manned. Orange didn’t look good last week with nearly a full roster. Looking at the teams, Orange should be able to score against Blue. Colin is playing well and he has the guns to put up points as most teams can on Blue. Is mike still the top dog in the league? He will need to show it here with help from Tim and Ben and Joe. Rodney, Tim and Jay will need to dial up some special defences to cover the clarkins and Brandt. If Cain, Staff and Duffy show up this could get out of hand. Orange will score some, maybe get one stop or two, not enough.
Blue wins, 48-32

White vs Carbon (Frank Revenge game)
Wow team White’s offense looks better than ever. Biebs has the hair and they no longer have Frank to tear them apart. Brooks and Neeraj are humming along nicely. This will be a big test vs Carbon’s stellar D that is giving up about 2 scores per game only. The rise of Billy is the difference! Jomo and company for team White are having some trouble stopping teams this year and Noah should score at will. (Even maybe a revenge score for Frank on the Pick six). Will the beibs and Frank matchup be a distraction and leave T.O and his block open all day? I think so. Higney should get his first score here. White scores a lot, Carbon plays good D. Carbon can score a lot, White doesn’t play good D.
Carbon wins and Frank gets his cake 38-22

Green vs Grey
Green couldn’t stop Spack last week, although Jelani still pumped in the scores right back. Grey got it handed to them by Red. A good performance by Red? Or is Grey weak? A bit of both perhaps. This game could get out of hand if players show up. Green’s defence was exposed last week and will be looking to get back on the right track with stellar sack masters and Pick machines in Folco, Kitch, Taylor, Jelani and Mario. Does Z play D? No picks this year, perhaps people shy away from Z? Luc, Mark, Dustin, and Alex get open on offence but sometimes have difficutly tracking the deep ball. They will need to get it together this week or settle for intermediate throws to score. Green will score a load vs Grey with Z and Russ, Luc is a great defender but he is one man only and maybe picked a little too high. Grey will struggle to score.
Green wins 42-18

Black vs Red
Wow Red’s offense woke up last week. And Defence could have been much better if TJ (OBTJ)caught the ball with 2 hands instead of 1. TJ, Will, Adiran, Miguel, Warbird and Classuen are tough to cover. Fab and Jake can only do so much on D to cover this group. Muragytrod and JJ are putting up points with the young gun slinger and showed they can score last week. Jay and Synderface will have a tough time calling the Defence for Red with so much unpredictability from Dyl the Thrill. Both teams have shown they can score finally. Both teams do not play great defence but this can be due to quick 3 and outs on offense as well. This game will come down to who makes the big play at the end of the game. Team Black gets their first win with a late TD by Duggan or Walker. This will not be a shootout.
Black wins 26-22

Updated power rankings
Blue (no change)
Carbon( up 1 after crushing orange)
Green (down 1 after the loss)
White (up 1, offence keeps humming)
Orange (down 1 again, dropping quick, they need to right the ship)
Red (Up one from the convincing win)
Black (down 1 Scoring a bundle but need the W)
Grey (no change, really need to turn it around)


Posted By Posted By: Tank
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 Good call @Chris Collinsworth.

This game will not be close. Carbon will shut down white and score at will. Giorgios' defense is weak and Nick will throw the ball towards me. Mistake. One to the house is on my mind. Billy. You worry me.

Posted By Posted By: Grey Reject
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 No problem Jelani, it was a fun game.

Posted By Posted By: billy
Posted On Posted On: Sep 18th, 2017
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 frank if u win imma woop ur ass at home kiddo

Posted By Posted By: Easter bunny
Posted On Posted On: Sep 19th, 2017
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 Jake - free bills-broncos tickets for you if you show up at the oshawa centre between 10:45 and 12:15 this Saturday.

Posted By Posted By: Heard on the hill:
Posted On Posted On: Sep 19th, 2017
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 Beibs took down Frank in a weird family arm wrestling match.

Frank still not over it. The domination will continue on the football field.

Posted By Posted By: curious
Posted On Posted On: Sep 19th, 2017
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 Who saw the games on Saturday? Where are the long write ups?

I need reading material at work!

Posted By Posted By: Gossip Girl
Posted On Posted On: Sep 19th, 2017
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 I hear Neeraj is out and only played in one game this season. Which means, he earned all of those points in the first week. Who was that against?

Posted By Posted By: Tank
Posted On Posted On: Sep 19th, 2017
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 @Gossip Girl

Expect Neeraj to pit up a big goose egg on the scoreboard this Saturday. Carbon will not even allow him to make a single grab. He will be obsolete.

Posted By Posted By: Neeraj
Posted On Posted On: Sep 20th, 2017
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 That's an astute observation Frank. My appendix and I will see you on the field....oh wait....

Posted By Posted By: observer
Posted On Posted On: Sep 20th, 2017
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 Neeraj's appendix > Frank's man bun

Posted By Posted By: Tank
Posted On Posted On: Sep 20th, 2017
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 I hope you kept you appendix as a keep sake. Also I'm sure everyone would love to see it.

I would like to point out that I only wear my hair it a tight ponytail during the games and that my man bun is reserved for when I like to look pretty.

Posted By Posted By: Billy
Posted On Posted On: Sep 20th, 2017
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 Fab's attendance > Frank's man bun

Posted By Posted By: White
Posted On Posted On: Sep 20th, 2017
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 Nice to see that white has showed the league that nick has something left. They have done well so far, despite not having both Neeraj and Biebs on the field together. Just maybe their should be some fear when this happens. LOOK OUT.

Posted By Posted By: @TANK
Posted On Posted On: Sep 20th, 2017
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 Lucky Neeraj is looking in from the outside. He will be waiting for his chance at you and it will come like hurricane. DEVASTATION. Pony tail or man bun you will be left helpless.

Posted By Posted By: Pony Tail
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
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 I think Neeraj's pony tail days are over.
You could land a small planet on that bald spot.

Posted By Posted By: Gossip Girl
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
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 I heard that it's not a bald spot. It's a solar panel for a sex machine.

Posted By Posted By: Noah
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
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 What gossip girl said.

Posted By Posted By: Billy
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
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 Henry Street High School is located in Whitby, Ontario, within the Durham District School Board. The school offers programs for students in grades 9–12 and a wide range of academic and extracurricular activities.

The school was originally known as 'Whitby District High School'; the name was changed after the opening of Whitby's second high school, Anderson, in 1960.

Posted By Posted By: Jomo
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
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 You guys don't understand the sacrifice Neeraj has made for team White. The removal of his appendix wasn’t necessary, it was by choice. He heard about a Mexican clinic that has perfected human cloning. After carefully examining the WMFL rules & bylaws, he has determined that any clones of himself are eligible to play for team White this season.

He understands that a procedure like this will sideline him until playoffs but he is an intellect that is playing the long game. All 8 teams make the playoffs which essentially makes the 7-game regular season meaningless exhibition games. The real season starts in 4 weeks and he knows that the only thing missing from Nick’s WMFL resume is a championship title (something that Frank just couldn’t deliver, sorry Noah…). Any QB can win the regular season crown, but going to the title game and winning it is another thing, right Jelani?

The Neeraj clones, along with their bionic knee braces, will be mature enough to play come playoff game #1 and with their height, speed, hands and charm, the other teams don’t stand a chance. He understands that some QB’s might object to this strategy complaining that the clones didn’t play enough regular season games to be eligible for the playoffs. And that might result in some (or just one) QB’s boycotting their scheduled games against team White, but he is okay with that.

With dedication like that, how can White not win it all this year?


Posted By Posted By: Vegas Odds
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
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 Colin (Orange) vs Spackman (Royal) -> Royal(-5)
Nick (White) vs Noah (Carbon) -> Carbon(-12)
Jelani (Green) vs King (Light Grey) -> Green(-17)
Chambers (Red) vs Dylan (Black) -> Black(-3.5)

Posted By Posted By: WMFL Exec
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
Views Views: 4044
 Well after many hours Drew has revamped the website pictures tab and thanks to Ryan Ishmael from team Orange for offering to take pictures. If anyone has any historical pictures they think are worth including, please email them to the league. We'll try to keep this up to date and I'll see if maybe we can get some team pictures up. In the meantime, enjoy and feel free to comment.

Posted By Posted By: Green QB
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
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 @Jomo and where were you when my squad was playing in the finals last year??

Posted By Posted By: @green qb
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
Views Views: 3995
 Some may ask where you were too

Posted By Posted By: Drew
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
Views Views: 3986
 I found Snyder:
Snyder

Posted By Posted By: Tank
Posted On Posted On: Sep 21st, 2017
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 Drew, have you ever tried playing Where's Waldo? I think that's a game you would be exceptional at.

Posted By Posted By: Snyder
Posted On Posted On: Sep 22nd, 2017
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 Drew!!!!!!! LOL! powders my boy!

Posted By Posted By: Neeraj 2.0
Posted On Posted On: Sep 22nd, 2017
Views Views: 3935
 Jomo, that was an epic response...i'm not sure how anyone can follow that.

The cloning program was supposed to be our secret. Amazing what you can get with an appendix and 40 pesos. But from the way Nick and team are rolling, I'm thinking of asking for a refund.

I'm more concerned about a spot on the team. Love playing for Nick and the guys are on our team are awesome. Team White is rolling and I can't wait to get back.

I am very upset about not being able to play against Noah, Frank and my bud T.O.this weekend but will be there to cheer White on to victory. We definitely have the advantage in the 2 most important categories.

1. Quaterback
2. Looks

In regards to my current hairstyle, @Pony Tail, I would just like to say sir that I'm not going bald, it's my haircut of choice . The Friar Tuck look is in. At least that's what Nick and the balding lady at First Choice told me. All the cool kids are doing it.

Good luck to everyone this weekend....accept for you Noah.

NRG 2.0

Posted By Posted By: Highlight Reels
Posted On Posted On: Sep 22nd, 2017
Views Views: 3908
 The pictures are a great touch! Shout out to Ryan, looking forward to seeing more in the upcoming weeks

Posted By Posted By: M Brooks @ Billy
Posted On Posted On: Sep 22nd, 2017
Views Views: 3906
 RE: Henry Street High School is located in Whitby, Ontario, within the Durham District School Board. The school offers programs for students in grades 9–12 and a wide range of academic and extracurricular activities.

The school was originally known as 'Whitby District High School'; the name was changed after the opening of Whitby's second high school, Anderson, in 1960.

...WTF

Posted By Posted By: @M Brooks
Posted On Posted On: Sep 22nd, 2017
Views Views: 3884
 WTF... Whitby Touch Football

Yes Whitby Touch Football is played at Henry Street High School (formally known as Whitby District High School)

Posted By Posted By: Asking for a friend
Posted On Posted On: Sep 22nd, 2017
Views Views: 3881
 What's the scouting report on Noah?

Posted By Posted By: Green QB
Posted On Posted On: Sep 22nd, 2017
Views Views: 3878
 I was there, just got our asses handed to us by Spack and #toomanyclarkins. Still better to be a player in the big game than a spectator from the hill though.

Posted By Posted By: Tank
Posted On Posted On: Sep 22nd, 2017
Views Views: 3856
 @Asking for a friend,

Scouting report is that he'll tear up the field and score endless points while the carbon defence will shut down white. 73-0 final score. You heard it here first

Posted By Posted By: Mrs Guatama
Posted On Posted On: Sep 23rd, 2017
Views Views: 3814
 To be clear boys, when the Neeraj clones have been completed they have already been assigned childcare and errands and other duties such as I have decided. None of which will involve your silly little game on Saturdays. I may allow the original run-down, but handsomely crowning, Neeraj to play from time to time, and as I deem fit. Bye boys, and go team red - they are my favourite!

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