Posted By: WMFL Posted On: Oct 2nd, 2023 Views: 772
| Let the trash talk begin...
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Posted By: 3rd RD Draft Steal Bryce Posted On: Oct 2nd, 2023 Views: 768
| Is Kelly Green back? Oh yes they're back, and with our defensive genius Snyder to boot. It's all coming together.
I've got enough knocks on the head to gain special powers... I remember all of Spack's plays and he will look like Zach Wilson on Saturday (our wives are safe though, bless)
Props to TJ for some great fill-in QB play. Team Gerry had no quit in them.
As faster Samaski likes to remind me, the third-round pick revenge tour is just getting started.
Reminder to everyone out there too that Danny is slower than he looks and doesn't know football from soccer, so don't even worry about him AT ALL if he sneaks out for offense.
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Posted By: I miss Z Posted On: Oct 5th, 2023 Views: 675
| I miss Z and his great comments.
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Posted By: Giorgio Posted On: Oct 5th, 2023 Views: 667
| Im going to be honest, whats worse than 1 of me? 3 of me... (actually still 1 Frank the Tank)
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Posted By: Dr. strange Posted On: Oct 5th, 2023 Views: 651
| If you have a foursome with three Giorgio’s, all of whom are actually the same Giorgio, is it really a foursome or just normal civilian shit?
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Posted By: Bill Nye Posted On: Oct 5th, 2023 Views: 633
| Did we just witness the process of mitosis of the Mikos? Did that occur after drinking from Spack's cup?
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Posted By: need of player Posted On: Oct 6th, 2023 Views: 623
| looks like some teams will be short this week. anyone wanna play 9 am game?
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Posted By: WMFL Exec Posted On: Oct 6th, 2023 Views: 617
| Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Team Grey is in need of four subs tomorrow. Between the long weekend and the T-FONT tournament, some teams are short.
If anyone can pickup a 9am game then please reply to the league's email or post below.
***stats are not recorded for subs, and all subs must be registered league members***
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Posted By: Bryce Posted On: Oct 6th, 2023 Views: 609
| I've emailed to sub in for Grey. Letting anyone who sees this know as well.
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Posted By: Colin Cowherd Posted On: Oct 6th, 2023 Views: 582
| The is the Herd!!!
Sorry I have been absent, I have been working in my new podcast company called the volume.
EXEC, Do some work and repost this in the next chat for the next week. Make this league great again! Im posting here. You repost or someone else do it for them under my name, lord knows the league likes to write comments as someone else .
I am posting this a week early because I don’t care about the thanksgiving games. Mercia has thanksgiving at the correct time, in November. Silly Canadians. I imagine people wont even show up this week because they are busy stuffing themselves with Canadian Bacon or whatever else you eat, probably some Canadian Dry Ginger all as a drink? Moslon Candian beer? Yuck.
It looks like another wonderful season (PRESEASON) in Whitby in my absence, However, perhaps there has been a power outage? Did everyone turn Amish? Internet prices too high? The message boards are dead! Perhaps it will pull a Demar Hamlin and come back to life with a proper write up. Common exec, someone step up 😉. Almost as bad as your silly colour choices. 2 blues? 2 darks with charcoal and black? Common man, cant tell whos who out there!! True red? Kelly green.
Looks like a great season with roster parity and excellent QBs other than Kyle and Joe. You guys are smelly.
So far in the 7 game all important preseason, Spack and Raf are doing well, both feeding their first rounders as they sit 1 and 2 in the points race. A second whitter is creeping up the ranks as well. White has a much better plus minus with a strong D. I know Jamie likes the D as he is tied with Bryce for picks. White also has a new Sack leader.
True Red? Is there a false red? Common exec? Jesus actually wins games this year? A nice turn around from last years debacle. His roster looks pretty average so perhaps he got lucky with the schedule and people away at tournaments or something? Who cares, its all preseason. Jesus is spreading the ball around with only 1 in the top of scoring. And their D gets lots of INTS.
Team black somehow is doing well. Their roster has an age closer to my age, 59. You should find these guys on the pickeball court not playing football. But somehow these prehistoric dinos are winning, must be the great Noah since their O is 3rd in scoring but their D is not ideal with so much age on the team.
Purple, Kyle you have that stacked roster and you are under 500? Common man! G money winning all those skills competitions better not be the only glory your team gets. It is preseason after all but show some life please. This is why I am not watching or doing write ups. People like YOU Kyle. And Nick, careful on the turkey this weekend big boi, losing a step.
Kelly Green? Silliness! Only the great Colin can come up with names. More like Kelly Pickler Green ( look her up) This team is just a bunch of nice guys who want to have fun, will, craig, Snyder face, Danny Sack master Parker, Bryce, Pete, Clarkin. A bunch of nice guys. And Frank? Something isn’t like the others, Kind of like one direction and Zayn.
Jelani knows whats up. Preseason doesn’t matter. His roster and prowess will come alive when the real games start. Stacked roster, and he wants revenge on last years finals loss. Don’t sleep on this team. They are better than red and green for sure.
Ricardo is new but not new to football. This team needs to get their act together. Not sure they have the roster to do so. We will see.
This weeks picks!
(Not thanksgiving picks. This is Oct 14th picks, last preseason game before the big dance)
9am North
Matt vs Jack C Blue vs K Green
Seems like a one sided mathup here. Blue should roll on the nice guys in green unless Frank comes back from injury and uses his anger to turn into Hulk Green not Kelly. QB matchup, Jack is good, Matt is better and a champion. Take Matt. Frank vs Joe, Frank is injured I think? Otherwise this would be closer but Joe is elite. Take Joe on blue. Jake and will, both are decent. Even. Jordan and Bryce, Bryce is way better and I hear Jordy doesn’t even show up. Advantage to Green. Danny and Jai, Jai is cool but Danny is the Sack master and a great center in highschool I hear, another ad to green. Mike Raf and Synder, gotta go synder here. His house is too awesome, ad to green. Connor is showing promise but pails in comparison to the past president Craig, ad to green. The last picks are close, but you have to like Glenn and P money, Green only counters with Big pete. The rosters look close but top end talent and QB work goes to Blue. Blue should score even though Green has vets on D.
Blue wins 40-22
9am South
Ricardo (Coal Grey) vs Noah (Black) Coal? Naught for Santa? Nice how both colours will look the same.
I am not sure who is more old and washed up, Noah’s whole team? Or Z? This has the lookings to be a blowout if old man Noah can see Black from Dark grey. Noah has the QB edge here even though Ricardo is no slouch. Wyatt vs King, I actually lean Wyatt for Coal here, both similar players but wyatt is more spry. T.O vs Murg, beauty matchup. T.O is ageless (which is something for his team) and Murg is murg. Tie. Neeraj vs drew, Ofense for Neeaj and Defence for drew. I feel like Neeraj is more dominant so the edge is to black. Jomo vs Riley. I haven’t seen the newer Riley yet. Call this a tie. TJ and Harrison. Is TJ still injured? Even so, hes a stud, TJ over everyone at this late in the draft. Robbie vs Z, sounds like a rob zombie concert, Robbie for sure. Z quit and is too drunk to walk im sure. The back end of the draft I like Bret Seabiscuit but Coal has some strong names also with Jules and Dante etc. Noah and team black roll, even though they are old. Noah finds a way to make it work. Coal needs more preseason to get ready for the big show.
Black 48-18.
1045 south
Jelani (Royal Blue) vs Kyle (Purple) - You know what. Why don’t we just make every jersey similar in colour and just play with funky hats or socks. Or shirts and skins. See who wins late November then!
Jelani doesn’t play hard in preseason, Kyle doesn’t play hard ever. This is a snooze fest with such talented teams due to QB apathy. Hence why Colin cowherd and Fox FS1 doesn’t watch. Cant waste your athletes like this guys. Kyle and Jelani. Who cares? Who will actually care? They don’t. I don’t. tie. Nick vs Ryan Forde. Forde could ball out, so could Nick. Nick is coming off a massive thanksgiving dinner a week later so give me Forde, ad to one of the many team blues. Tyler vs G money. How can anyone pick against Mr. Clone!?? Love the insta post as much as the Stache. Girogio for team violet. Ginacarlo Stanton vs Nick Mickos. Give me the Yankee for Blue. Alex Lindasy vs Salmers, Lindsay has a tigher shirt so go with Purple on that. Jay best vs Roberts, Jay is the best. Nough said, Purp. Duffy vs Eskins. Eskins will hurt a hammy. Duffy for Purp. Back end of the draft is a landslide for Purp, Dyl the thrill and J Gun take the cake, sorry Steven Clarkin. Purple has the better roster. On both sides of the ball. But who rests starters in the last presesason game? This message better fire up team indigo.
Purple wins 28-22 in a sloppy game.
1045 North (NORTH POLE Game)
Joe (True Red) vs Spack (White)
Blow out written all over it. Jesus doesn’t like the spirit of Christmas anymore in this north pole game. Spack and Santa crush them. Joe is way over matched. He actually stole a winter hat from me. Spack is back on track and takes the championship. Jamie is better than anyone in the league and we should fear his spawn is coming soon, Jack is better, the return of wes coke makes them better. Timmy and Warbird. White wins in a blowout. Mike Marci likes Jesus and is appalled at this result for true red. Kitch loves spack so he is happy with the result and rolls over to let spack win. Tony has no ill wishes towards spack ever also and he lets spack win. Quincy Q money also loves playing with spack. This is a fun game I may actually show up to watch. Spack in a landslide.
66-10 for White.
No power rankings. I am too old and don’t care. Entertain me!
Championship:
Spack over Raf.
Most disappointing: Purple
Toilet bowl. Kelly Green loses to coal. Coal wins the toilet bowl.
Not Editing this. Dont care. Let the execs do their job ;)
Writing this on friday of a long weekend.
Someone else copy and paste it to next weeks since no one will see this weeks.
Cheers! Time for some Margaritas
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Posted By: Kitch Posted On: Oct 6th, 2023 Views: 558
| We’ve scoured the Rolodex for subs from A-Y, and we’re seeing Ghosts right now.
If you get to Z, I’ll then sub for Kyle cuz I’ve heard he’s short too.
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Posted By: Laurie Posted On: Oct 7th, 2023 Views: 523
| Hey… Tony Gomez… you left your football bag at the field… if you can call me at 905-626-1618… I can get your bag back to you :)
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