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Posted By: WMLF Posted On: Jul 2nd Views: 2540	Registration is now open for 2025! Let the trash talk begin...
Posted By: 1st Overall Posted On: Jul 12th Views: 2517	Dark horse first overall pick….. Alex pinto
Posted By: Draft slide Posted On: Jul 23rd Views: 2470	How far does Frank slide in the draft this year? He can't be in round 1 conversation anymore right. Should be a 5th rounder like Shedeur
Posted By: John Johnson Posted On: Jul 25th Views: 2453	Anyone know who the QBs are this year?
Posted By: Jonny Johnson Posted On: Jul 27th Views: 2430	Not sure the full list but i believe Ricardo Duarte will be among them.
Posted By: Tank Posted On: Jul 27th Views: 2427	More like 7th rounder. Don't draft me early. I'm a liability and terrible all around. 7th round might even be generous.
Posted By: WMFL Posted On: Aug 6th Views: 2358	1 Week away from draft night. Don't forget to get your registration and payment in! Draft is Wednesday August 13th at the Tap. See you all there!
Posted By: Colin Cowherd Posted On: Aug 7th Views: 2336	To those who don't know. I'm not actually colin cowherd. It was an alias. I actually played in the league for about 15 years. Here is my ode to the WMFL. Will try to mention as much as I can. Will go off last years draft and qb etc. Spack- you don't read this garbage but you were like a father to me. Probably better than my own father. Best player ever. Unlimited respect. I broke my body to impress you. I'd do anything for you except play more and destroy body more. Joe James- glad I've never been drafted by you. You suck and suck at communicating. Be a man. QB should communicate. Jelani- love you buddy. 3 championships in a row. Winning 2. Forever etched in my mind as clutch and an awesome person Noah-only one season together. That's too bad. Loved it. My fav moment was destroying your 1st pick akeem foster I think? In the playoffs. Then I got dusted in the finals because you took over and owned it. Jack- last pass I ever caught was from you. Still wish we could have drinks together sometime. Matt Raf- ill actually only remember you as the one who was dominant in highschool basketball and I was in awe. Also I could never cover you. Nor could you cover me ;) Ricardo- sorry buddy. I said I retired but someone drafted me and paid for me when I was done. OPC forever right? Kyle- (and all clarkins) no message for you guys. We will still hangout and have great times and I don't want to make that weird. Love you all Frank- the best part of football is playing and winning championships with you. So much passion and skill and will. Seeing your joy is awesome. G money- not sure why we never got along super well. Faster than me always. Wish we got along better. Would love to golf sometime. We can rage on the golf course together ! Jamie-nothing much to say. You are awesome and I am sad we don't hangout anymore. Congratulations on family etc. Great person. And jack scares me..so serious Mario- excellent player. Hyper respect as a person Chris miller sandford- you were aways so respectful of me which I didn't deserve. Wish I could repay that. You also rock at soccer. Patrick- only played with you one year and you can be great. Super athletic and kind. Stay kind. Don't be like frank ;) Murg, drew, jomo, Craig, synder- the old guard! Thank you for accepting me into your league. You guys are awesome people. Drinks at stones soon!? T.O and T.J- when I started you were the best and I wanted to be you. You played buckeyes in Oshawa also. You are my Montana to my kirk cousins. I can never up to you. I am kirk King- played with you one year but my most cherished moment was soccer in mornings beside school. Neeraj- one of the Nicest guys in the league. Glad we got to play together in Peterborough. I can't cover you. Ever. No one can. Will J- we played together a bunch. You are too kind. Danny Parker- one day I'll grope your ass everyday for months again ;) . The last game I ever played I got the game ball which was stupid. You deserved it and I still hope you have it. Protected my ass as I groped yours lol Tim Mcaskie- too bad the corral isn't open for us to drink there again eh? Geoff- always a teammate. Hope you crush it this season! Sucks when summer is done eh as a teacher. But it's time to go back to the grind. Jules- very kind Robbi Edward's and Bret- so glad spack introduced me to you too awesome humans I probably missed some people people. I miss all of you. Enjoy the greatest league ever! Colin cowherd- Not
Posted By: Colin Cowherd Posted On: Aug 7th Views: 2335	Also- stop drafting people who don't want to play. You can't keep writing it off, you don't even know what a write off is! - Seinfeld line
Posted By: Matty Raf Posted On: Aug 7th Views: 2318	Whoever you are, thank you for putting your effort into your weekly recaps and previews. When I read them I can tell they were written by a very smart football mind. The write ups have always been one of the best parts about the message board. I will never forget in 2013 when you questioned if I was in shape because I sat most of the second half during a big loss against you and Spackinator in the round robin. I sat because we were not going to win and to let everyone get more playing time, but the out of shape comment must of motivated me because we got you guys back in the finals, and I had a good game, so thank you for that. If your body is breaking down then you should start throwing those 50 yard bombs as a QB in the league, and if you do not play defense you can drink on the sidelines! Long live Trinity College Basketball. Are you a Travis Kelce fan now?
Posted By: Kitch Posted On: Aug 8th Views: 2297	Much love Colin. 90% of what you wrote is perfect, but what’s this mention of winning championships with Frank? Is this some sort of parallel universe? And to the rest of the QBs... I haven’t got my schedule sorted, so my attendance is likely to be similar to last year and in the 50% range. Informally requesting to be blocked with Frank. Set the bar low, but if we win, I can always remind him why.
Posted By: Big Pete Posted On: Aug 10th Views: 2242	Apologies to the league. Colin, we finally got a chance to play together last year for the first time and now you are hanging them up for good. Not sure I believe in coincidences…. I thought we had a fun year! Will miss seeing you out there each week and reading your exceptional analysis too. Don’t be a stranger. Drop by the field every once in a while for a cold one!!
Posted By: WHO WHO WHO Posted On: Aug 13th Views: 2127	Who's throwing this year?!?! And is it still 8 teams?
Posted By: WHO Posted On: Aug 13th Views: 2118	rumor mill is turning. Reports from the inside are indicating this is an expansion draft. Perhaps we will have 10 teams this year. More to come. schefter
Posted By: Peter Weber Posted On: Aug 13th Views: 2113	Who’s throwing you ask?
Posted By: @schefter Posted On: Aug 13th Views: 2099	It's the day of the draft what do you mean there's rumours of expansion...I think you know more than you're letting on Give the people the full SCOOP
Posted By: Mina Kimes Posted On: Aug 13th Views: 2081	Breaking Draft Day News: Whitby has signed longtime Ajax stalwart Bill Hepburn as an expansion draft QB. Get ready to hear the following play call at least once per series: “you, whatever your name is, run straight and deep, then do a big round turn, coming right back at me about 20 yards downfield. Queen’s Curl!”
Posted By: Bookie Boy Posted On: Aug 14th Views: 1935	Hello men, Here are the early lines for some of our official (and unofficial) awards. Champs: - Kyle Clarkin (+170) - Scoop Mallen (+210) - Dave Spackman (+290) - Jelani Adams (+330) - Jack Hazlett (+420) - Kyle Shaw (+600) - Noah Tumin (+740) - Joe James (+820) - Matt Rafuse (+910) - Mike Rafuse (+1300) Points Leader: Joe Rocca (-200) Khosya Henderson (+150) Pat Downie (+200) Peyton Clarkin (+250) Nick Clarkin (+320) Tristian Smith (+500) Interception Leader: Jacob Stoop (-130) Tyler Fraser (+150) Jamie Whitter (+210) Ryan Forde (+300) Terrel Connell (+390) Tyler McNichol (+450) Comeback Player of the Year: Wyatt Craik (+120) Neeraj Gautama (+230) Bo Gluch (+330) Mike Rafuse (+400) Billy Katradis (+550) Honorable Mention: Frank Katradis.. always a candidate for comeback player of the year. Breakout Player of the Year (Returning Players Only): Connor Rafuse (-200) Riley Walker (+220) Jaden Rampersad (+310) Riley Hunh (+400) Jai Sahota (+550) Danny Salmers (+630) Rookie of the Year: - Alex Leondakis (-120) - Nathan Fischer (+130) - Krishan Kuganesan (+270) - Chris Heath (+300) - Heinz Stork (+400) - Eric Perez Salas (+460) Sportsman of the Year: - Pete Hazlett (-1000) - Tony Gomez (+500) - Dave Spackman (+100,000) Guy to come back to the huddle and say they were open (when they most certainly were not)...player of the year: - Alex Pinto (+110) - Bryce Crawford (+110) **THIS COULD BE GATTI VS WARD/ALI VS FRAZIER/HAGLER VS HEARNS ESQUE** Let me know what you guys think and where the value lies. Any skewed lines? Any sleepers to keep an eye on? A lot of new names. Looking farward to the season.
Posted By: ricky Posted On: Aug 14th Views: 1895	easiest +110 bet of my life
Posted By: Donny Posted On: Aug 15th Views: 1857	I don’t think a single bet will be placed on Kyle Clarkin becoming champ. Don’t like the Spack odds either, I don’t think there’s even a chance of him being able to do it without a Whitter. Also feel like there are some names missing from the points leader betting slip. However, I will be putting the house on Pinto
Posted By: pick up Saturday Posted On: Aug 15th Views: 1853	Pick up this Saturday Join the Whatzapp group for details https://chat.whatsapp.com/HxxSvN2HtOuHG3CswtX97h
Posted By: Oddshark Posted On: Aug 15th Views: 1831	Pinto are 130 is overvalued. He has to be allowed to play offence before he can return to the huddle and claim that he was open. Kyle’s odds are highly dependent on AI. And by that I mean Attendance Issues. Are McCaskie and Kitching sharing a single spot? Nick might have to play both ways. Expect the top end of the roster to not sub.
Posted By: WMFL Nerd Posted On: Aug 17th Views: 1660	Sorry for the missing board entries. We've been performing some updates and maintenance. The missing posts are now available again.
Posted By: Neo Posted On: Aug 18th Views: 1585	And the truth is suppressed. He who controls the algorithms controls the message. And the truth is?!
Posted By: Schefter Posted On: Aug 18th Views: 1544	We have breaking news coming out of Whitby. Insider sources are telling me Jelani Adams has traded Jamie Whitter and Nigel Scaffer to Mike Rafuse in exchange for Ryan Forde and Jay Best. The future of this league has been forever changed.
Posted By: Woj bomb Posted On: Aug 18th Views: 1555	I'm hearing rumors of a trade that will change the landscape of WMFL forever. Stay tuned
Posted By: Schefter Posted On: Aug 18th Views: 1536	The trade falls through. League has vetoed the trade.
Posted By: Woj bomb Posted On: Aug 18th Views: 1533	I think you mean to say the Walker's have vetoed the trade...they are the true villains of WMFL
Posted By: Nigel Posted On: Aug 18th Views: 1512	@Schefter.. since I was the crown jewel of that trade please put some respect on my name...It's spelt Schaffer** ????????????
Posted By: Sidelines Posted On: Aug 18th Views: 1482	the league is abusing their power vetoing fair trades. They're tyrannical just like carbon tax carney
Posted By: Trades Posted On: Aug 22nd Views: 1308	I think trades could spice up the league a little bit. Could this ever be something that actually happens?
Posted By: WMFL Posted On: Aug 23rd Views: 1242	Schedule is posted. 2025 WMFL Season begins in just 1 week!
Posted By: Noah Posted On: Aug 24th Views: 1219	Why not two early games? Nice thing about Whitby is having football done by noon and having the rest of our Saturdays. I get waking up after a rough Friday night but that’s half the fun. Can we get a poll and see what the league wants?
Posted By: Jack W Posted On: Aug 24th Views: 1186	I like the sound of two 8ams. Kyle/nick what do you guys say??
Posted By: Green Light Podcast Posted On: Aug 24th Views: 1167	Chris Long here, welcome to a fresh new year of WMFL, and lets get right into some week 1 predictions which we will be doing all year long. Jelani vs Spackman (Jelani wins) Spacks young team has a lot of speed, but I think it will take a few weeks before everyone gets on the same page, and Spack's flight to Germany for advanced achilles surgery was delayed by Air Canada until week 3. Joe vs Mike (Mike wins) Listen, Mike is not going to be here to throw for this game, but his little bro is going to be quarterbacking and that is enough for me to take Team Mike all day because he had chemistry throwing to the 1st and 2nd picks on this team before. Shaw vs Kyle (Shaw Wins) I think the physicality of the Shaw team on defense is going to be a real factor in the outcome of this game, I know this is not tackle but expect a few holds and rough tags from Team Shaw that will get Team Kyle of their game. Matt vs Jack (Matt wins) Coming off a undefeated Ajax Season Matt should have no rust on his arm needing to be shaken off, the team looks deep, cool mixture of ATFL / WMFL players, looking for forward to see how the Ajax guys are going to hold up , but Matt will feed his top guys to a W in this one. Scoop vs Noah (Noah wins) I love this team, this is my pick to wins the finals, offence should be deadly with Noah throwing and the defense should be consistently good every week. Now, Noah is gonna hate playing against this qb because he is probably the best qb defender in the league so as long as that does not make him lose his mind then team Noah should win. Season pick record 0-0
Posted By: Billy Posted On: Aug 24th Views: 1160	What color are the teams...
Posted By: Stu’s Sports Shop Posted On: Aug 25th Views: 1146	The league contracted me, so I took the liberty of giving you and our former ETFL players the best colour palette available. Have a great season. 1. Salmon 2. Magenta 3. Coral 4. Champagne 5. Fuchsia 6. Cerise 7. Orchid 8. Carnation 9. Cotton Candy 10. Flamingo Spack has already protested and bleached his shirt white.
Posted By: Some Bloke with a Keyboard Posted On: Aug 25th Views: 1123	Week 1 is always a crapshoot with attendance issues on the Saturday of the long weekend. Some show up on a game-time decision due to an emotional injury where they have to decide between a long weekend away and playing football. It's a thing people! 8:00am Jelani vs Spack Going with Jelani here in the early game. He's got some new players, but he also has the ability to scramble and find Jamie who will almost always be open somewhere after steamboats. Spack will hit Pinto on the sideline at least once. Just like Johnny Moxon to the mascot when he needed to stop the clock. 9:30 Mike vs Joe Taking Mike, but Joe's team protests due to a substitute QB. Joe has a familiar cast here with many past players. He's team will be middle of the pack. Not the best, not the worst, but surprisingly good. Mike's team won't be able to match Joe's speed, but they should have a solid D that disrupts Joe enough to get the W. Kyle vs Shaw This is a game of ETFL vs WMFL. Most of the height on Kyle's team rests with Tyler and Peter. Aragon and Gandolf will get the attention, but Sam, Frodo, Merry, Pippin, & Gimli can't be overlooked. Take Shaw. 11:00 Matt vs Jack Matt coming off a game of playing QB will enter with a warm arm and fresh mind. He'll look to feed Nick and spread the ball around. He should get the job done against this team despite the height and experience of Jack's squad. Scoop vs Noah Frank the Tank is on a tear and going to the elusive WMFL trophy. Nothing less will satisfy him this season, and he drafted this squad with that in mind. Noah's team is going to be a defence to be reckoned with, and Noah is always able to move the ball. Riley and Drew in the 4th & 5th was a steal. Scoop takes this one because Noah gets tired after noon.
Posted By: Bryce Crawford’s Morning Routine Posted On: Aug 26th Views: 1020	4AM: empty stomach cardio 4:31AM: stretch / active recovery 4:47AM: message dave spackmon “rise n grind” 5:01AM: breakfast (4 cups of plain oatmeal, carb loading bro) 5:32AM: still chewing, just like I’m going to chew this league up 5:49AM: text message #2 to dave spackmon “you up yet??” 6AM: film session of WMFL. Thinks to myself “these guys can’t cover me” 6:32AM: Gym time. Me like big weights. Me move fast. Me like it. 7:30AM: texts Laurie “is Dave’s phone working? Tell him I’m always open” 7:32AM: re test my combine numbers so WMFL knows how many times I bench 225lbs, & what my 3 cone split is. This is what it takes kids. Hit the gym you soy boys!
Posted By: Bi Curious George Posted On: Aug 27th Views: 912	What colours are the teams?? I need to know so I can match my long underwears, cleats, headbands, & gloves
Posted By: Morning Bone Posted On: Aug 27th Views: 906	Are they putting up lights or are we all leaving our headlights on for the 8am games in October? ???? ????
Posted By: The Peanut Gallery Posted On: Aug 27th Views: 908	Groundskeeper by Day, Keyboard Warrior by Night
Posted By: MWGA Posted On: Aug 27th Views: 848	We will do great things! People will talk about how great this league is.
Posted By: The Peanut Gallery Posted On: Aug 27th Views: 840	ETFL’s Funeral, Sponsored by Whitby Touch Football League
Posted By: Da Real Nimrod Gronkowski Posted On: Aug 28th Views: 777	Did somebody say message board ???
Posted By: Da Real Nimrod Gronkowski Posted On: Aug 28th Views: 758	Catching the next flight kids. See ya Saturday!
Posted By: Ralphie Posted On: Aug 28th Views: 712	.
Posted By: Hank “Half-Time Hotdog” Harris Posted On: Aug 28th Views: 684	WMFL 2025 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS The trash talk starts NOW. 1?? Noah – “The Super Team” Jackson Whitter might score before you even get out of your car. Add Stoop, Glenn, and half the league’s highlight reel, and Noah’s basically playing Madden on rookie mode. 2?? Scoop – “Stat Sheet Stuffers” Bo Gluch and Ryan Forde put up numbers like a WiFi router. Tony Gomez is lurking on defense like he’s reading your playbook. Watch out. 3?? Joe – “The Khosya Show” Khosya Henderson scores so fast he needs his own scoreboard. Joe’s crew looks like a track team that accidentally signed up for football. 4?? Mike – “The Fortress” Between Swieton, Glenn Clarkin, and Santino, this team’s defense is like airport security—nothing’s getting through. 5?? Shaw – “The Wounded Sniper” Nick Clarkin’s arm is elite, but Shaw’s knee is about as reliable as the WiFi at the dome. If he stays upright, this team’s dangerous. 6?? Spackman – “The Villain” Nobody likes him. Everyone hates him. He STILL has a guy in the top five in points every year since 2021. That’s villain origin story stuff. 7?? Matt – “Mr. Consistency” Downie’s steady, but this team has strong Thursday night beer league energy. Don’t sleep on them. 8?? Jelani – “The Mystery Box” Jamie Whitter can light it up, but Jelani’s team feels like a surprise bag at the corner store—could be candy, could be socks. 9?? Jack – “All Gas, No Points” Danny Parker’s defense is nasty, but Jack’s offense… let’s just say field goals aren’t a thing in this league for a reason. ???? Kyle – “The Rebuilders” These guys are here to ruin someone’s season, not win the whole thing. Think of them as the spoiler alert team.
Posted By: Replying to Halftime Hotdog Posted On: Aug 28th Views: 668	Hank did you just make your own teams?
Posted By: Drugs Posted On: Aug 29th Views: 627	What's in that Hotdog Hank? Will you be selling them at the games ?
Posted By: Bobby “Stats Don’t Lie” McGee Posted On: Aug 29th Views: 620	WEEK 1 PREVIEW: CHAOS EDITION Week 1 football on a long weekend is like showing up to a wedding where half the guests RSVP’d “maybe.” The league office—those evil masterminds—scheduled early-morning games when half the roster is still on cottage time. Attendance is a gamble, excuses are flying, and at least one dude is going to show up still smelling like campfire smoke. Let’s break it down. 8:00 AM – Jelani vs. Spack Tagline: “Rise and Shine… or just rise.” An 8:00 AM kickoff? Cruel. Jelani’s team will look like they just rolled out of bed, but it won’t matter—he’ll scramble around like a kid late for the bus and magically find Jamie wide open every play. Spack? He’ll be lurking like Emperor Palpatine on the sideline, whispering dark-side nonsense and waiting to strike. But even Sith Lords need caffeine at this hour. 9:30 AM – Mike vs. Joe Tagline: “The Reunion Tour vs. the Defensive Menace.” Joe’s squad is like a greatest hits album from past seasons: familiar faces, solid chemistry, zero surprises. Mike’s group is scrappy, defensive, and designed to annoy you like a sibling tapping your shoulder for three straight hours. Expect Joe to win some speed battles but lose his mind over Mike’s defensive schemes. Lean Mike in a grindy, drama-filled game. 10:00 AM – Kyle vs. Shaw Tagline: “The Fellowship vs. Bobby Hill.” Kyle drafted an entire Tolkien novel: Tyler and Peter are Ents, Aragorn and Gandalf run deep, and the hobbits are doing end-arounds. Shaw? He shows up looking exactly like Bobby Hill, ready to yell “That’s my purse, I don’t know you!” before juking somebody out of their shoes. Bobby Hill energy is undefeated. Take Shaw for the chaos W. 11:00 AM – Matt vs. Jack Tagline: “Hot Arm vs. Tall Guys.” Matt’s already warmed up from another game, meaning he’ll come in firing lasers. Jack’s team has size, experience, and probably matching socks, but Matt’s game plan is simple: feed Nick like he’s running a Costco sample station. Expect precision, not flash. Advantage Matt. Scoop vs. Noah Tagline: “Frank the Tank’s Revenge Tour.” Frank didn’t just draft a team; he assembled an Avengers squad. Noah’s got a defense that’ll make you rethink your life choices and a couple of late-round steals that should probably be investigated. But this game’s after noon, and Noah’s energy usually drops faster than your battery on 1%. Frank wins. Destiny demands it. Bottom Line: Week 1 will be pure comedy gold. Half the guys are going to roll up dressed like NFL stars, rocking arm sleeves, gloves, and eye black for a game at 8 AM where the only “fans” are a dog walker and someone’s confused kid brother. The ETFL vets are still crying about their league folding like it was a family pet, Spack is channeling Palpatine, and Shaw’s officially embraced his Bobby Hill persona. Someone will call a “TV timeout” after jogging five yards, someone else will pull a hammy celebrating a catch, and at least one dude is gonna blame the wind for dropping a pass. At the end of the day, it’s all trash talk, touchdowns, and just trying to have some fun… because nobody’s getting scouted here, boys.
Posted By: Rafuso Posted On: Aug 29th Views: 610	I want to see Hank Harris's new game previews when he figures out what the teams actually are.
Posted By: Captain Spackman: Destroyer of Wood Posted On: Aug 29th Views: 592	Unstoppable Chewer: Defenses collapse as quickly as a birch tree under his incisors. Tail-Whip Agility: Cuts through the field with sudden, slapping turns that leave defenders splashing. Dam-Building Defense: Can block a drive as effectively as he blocks a river. Wooden Grip: Never fumbles — once he locks his teeth onto the ball, it’s game over. Gnaw-and-Go Speed: Accelerates downfield like a beaver chasing fresh timber. Clutch Performer: Known to chomp down on victory in the final seconds of play.
Posted By: Drew Posted On: Aug 29th Views: 570	##WMFL Official App - Now Available!## The WMFL now has an official mobile "app" that puts all your league information right at your fingertips! It's currently in "testing" so everything may not work perfectly week 1 - please be patient. From your mobile device open: https://scores.wmfl.ca #Key Features: - Real-Time Updates - Get live game updates including: *Game time and period information *Live scores as they happen *Player statistics in real-time *Game status and timeout information *Searchable Rules - Quick access to all league rules with a built-in search function to find exactly what you need. - Dark/Light Mode - Toggle between dark and light themes to match your preference or device settings. - Team Schedule - Select your team to view your complete schedule for the current season. - Scores & Stats - View detailed game results and player statistics for both current and previous seasons. - Auto Refresh - Watch games live from your phone with the auto-refresh feature that keeps scores and stats updated automatically. #Mobile Home Screen Installation: iOS (iPhone/iPad): Open the app in Safari: Link https://scores.wmfl.ca Tap the Share button (square with arrow) Select "Add to Home Screen" Tap "Add" to install Android: Open the app in Chrome Link: https://scores.wmfl.ca Tap the three-dot menu Select "Add to Home Screen" Tap "Add" to install Once installed, the app will appear on your home screen just like any other app, giving you quick access to all WMFL information!
Posted By: Bryce Crawford’s Shaker Cup Posted On: Aug 29th Views: 548	This is a public plead for help ! ???? ???? ???? Help ! Help ! Can anybody hear me !? I can’t live like this anymore. I can’t take it. Please help…. For years I was just a regular shaker cup. You know .. like the ones on the shelf at GNC. brand new , no BPA’s , Made in CHY-NA???????? (ethnically sourced??) , fresh , clean , unabused & waiting for adoption. Wanting a chance to find a home & live the American dream .. or whatever they say. Well…Fast Forward to now.. Let me explain.. Where do I even start? •He Abusive! He overloads me. Says I can handle it. If the bag serving size says take 1 scoop of protein , he takes 3. (a decision only a dedicated lifetime natural athlete would make) •He’s Insensitive! I told him I’m allergic to AG1 Athletic Green™?, he doesn’t care, does it anyways. Won’t purchase an EpiPen, & won’t even put me in the dishwasher to stop the rashes. (use promo code:ROGAN for free 30 day trial risk free! 100% customer satisfaction guaranteed or your money back! **travel bag included**) •He’s Loud! He fills me up all day with amino acids. It’s like holy water to him. Every single time he takes them he chants to himself “woooooooo the building blocks of protein baby, woooooooooo” over and over again. (Do they even do anything???) •He’s Mean! AGAIN, after his training session, another 3 scoops. This time he chants 90grams baby! 90grams! recovery starts now!! As he beats his chest like a bloody Silverback Gorilla. (Fun Fact: It would take 100 Gorillas to kill one Bryce Crawford) •He Smells! His farts are absolutely disgusting. He is a complete environmental terrorist. Only Justin Trudeau himself would be able to regulate the amount of Methan Gas produced from him alone. He’ll single handily raise taxes by 13% alone! I dont know what smells worse… that, or the odour coming from me because he never cleans me???? •On top of all that, he shakes me too hard …he’s too strong.. There is absolutely no need for it.. my neck & back are starting to hurt.. he shakes me harder than the vegan liberal lime green haired feminist shakes when you say there is only 2 genders. Woooooah dude, chill. So if you see him at the field, please intervene. Ask the question. If he denies these accusations or denies even knowing who I am.. just look in his gym bag.. you’ll seee me!!! (i’ll blink twice) Who is going to be the HERO to finally set me FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!?!??
Posted By: Chef boyardee Posted On: Aug 29th Views: 556	Wmfl coming out with apps... Etfl really is dead as a doornail Drew cheffed
Posted By: The Local Beaver Posted On: Aug 29th Views: 542	.
Posted By: The Local Beaver Posted On: Aug 29th Views: 541	Attempt #2 Are the WMFL overlords censoring free speech? I doubt it. We’re so back!
Posted By: THE AVENGERS Posted On: Aug 30th Views: 403	This is not over Thanos !!! This is not over !!!!
Posted By: The Downfall Of Kyle Shaw Posted On: Aug 30th Views: 389	Help! Help! Can anybody hear me?! I can’t live like this anymore. I can’t take it. For years… Kyle was just a regular “athlete.” You know… new cleats, fresh gloves, big dreams. A man who dared call himself The K-Train. A symbol of hope. A man who thought the nickname was prophetic, not ironic. Well… fast forward to now… • He’s Delusional! Calls a 5-yard slant “conditioning work.”throws a go route slower than an Amazon delivery truck on strike. Screams “THE K-TRAIN IS BACK, BABY!” after one TD throw a game. Sir, you never left the station. • He’s Fragile! That “football stance” is just him begging for a foam roller. Every bend-over looks like an insurance claim waiting to happen. • He’s Loud! Won’t stop talking about the “old days” — allegedly once ran a 4.4 forty. Witnesses? None. Video? Missing. Proof? Fictional. • He’s Toxic! That performance tee has created a biohazard so strong Greta Thunberg has filed a protest. • He’s Mean… to Himself. Chants “One more year!” after every game while his knees chant “please retire, bro.” So please… if you see him at quarterback, don’t cheer. Don’t clap. Just ask: “Kyle, are you okay?” If he says yes? Don’t believe him. Check his Gatorade bottle. It’s just tears and ibuprofen floating in there. (He’ll blink twice if he needs saving.) Who will be the HERO to finally set The K-Train freeeeeeeeeeee?!
Posted By: Oh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Posted On: Aug 30th Views: 379	.
Posted By: Breaking News Posted On: Aug 30th Views: 368	“Spackman spotted throwing another lifeless balloon of a football… scientists still can’t decide if the ball’s flat or if it’s just his 5-year-old Asian-sized hands making every pass look like a helium shortage.”
Posted By: The White Stephen A. Smith Posted On: Aug 30th Views: 337	BREAKING NEWS!! THIS JUST IN…. QB / GM Dave Spackmon has gone full tyrant! In a move that has WMFL wondering what’s next? No trades ? No add ons ? No replacements ? Until now… In a complete turn of events, QB / GM Spackmon has traded his ENTIRE roster. Some think this is a move to 1 up Jerry Jones. Others think he’s in WIN now mode. Their replacement? A team of Beavers! Yes you heard it right.. beavers… With an official team statement that said this …. -—————————— ???????????????????????????????????????????? Dave Spackmon, our quarterback so bold, Leading the Beaver Brigade, fierce and cold. With teeth like chainsaws, they chomp through the fray, Building a victory dam to sweep foes away! The rival wolves howl, their defense a wall, But Spackmon’s got grit, he’ll outsmart ‘em all. With a flick of his wrist, he’ll toss a tight spiral, Sending those wolves home with dreams gone viral! So rally, Beavers, chew through their scheme, Under Spackmon’s command, you’re the ultimate team! Win the big game, leave the field in a splatter, ‘Cause Dave and his squad make opponents hope shatter!’

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