Posted By: WMFL Posted On: Aug 31st Views: 879
| Let the trash talk begin...
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Posted By: WMFL Posted On: Aug 31st Views: 875
| The schedule page as been updated to indicate which team is Home (White) vs Away (Blue). Sorry for the confusion week 1
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Posted By: Drew Posted On: Aug 31st Views: 874
| The WMFL app may show "strange" results today as we attempt to squash a few bugs discovered during week 1.
Thank you to everyone for the feedback!
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Posted By: Playoff format Posted On: Aug 31st Views: 842
| Can someone on the exec please explain the playoff format? I am hearing that not everyone makes the playoffs. QB’s don’t even know. Seems like shit is being made up on the fly. Cheers
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Posted By: Playoffs???? Posted On: Aug 31st Views: 823
| What’s to explain, the WMFL home page says everyone makes the playoffs.

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Posted By: BIG RED CIRCLE Posted On: Aug 31st Views: 805
| You forgot to circle 7 regular games!!!
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Posted By: Tommy Two-Drinks (always biased, always hilarious) Posted On: Aug 31st Views: 790
| Team Jelani – Led by Jamie, who thinks 24 points makes him the LeBron of touch football. Backed up by the “Redneck Pit Viper” himself, Andrew who dropped 10 points but probably scared more people with his nickname than his gameplay. Solid start, but don’t book the parade yet.
Team Scoop – Old man Frank laced up his sketchers and still managed 12 points. The team dropped a 40-25 win, which sounds impressive until you realize half of it was because the other team forgot the game started at 11:00, not 11:30.
Team Kyle – Miko went full hero mode, carrying the team with 18 of their 40 points. Basically put the squad on his back like Bobby Hill trying to carry groceries—ugly, awkward, but somehow effective.
Team Matt – Leonidakis was out there looking like he just discovered his final Pokémon evolution, but the game was still closer than it should’ve been. This team screams “sneaky dangerous” but also “could lose to a team of dads in jeans.”
Team Joe – Joe’s squad is like vanilla ice cream: technically fine, but no one’s ever excited about it. They beat a wounded dog this week, which honestly just means Big Mike Rafuse wasn’t there to bail the other team out. Congrats, I guess.
Team Jack – The human version of gas station sushi. Looks promising at first, you try it anyway, and then you regret it immediately. This team might sneak a win here or there, but don’t bet your mortgage on it.
Team Noah – Lost 40-26 in a game that resembled the Jim Carrey Noah’s Ark movie that never got made (thank God). A full-on bloodbath, but hey, at least they didn’t drown.
Team Mike – A team led by an OTFL and ETFL vet. Translation: “I peaked in 2009 but I still got it, boys!” Could be a playoff problem for others—if everyone else takes the day off.
Team Spackman – This team had more drops than SoundCloud rappers. Their QB was channeling 70-year-old Roger Staubach, which sounds cool until you realize Roger Staubach is 82 years old. At least they looked “okay at times,” which is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about them.
Team Shaw – Built from ETFL “talent” but only managed 8 points. Basically an All-Star roster from 2014 YMCA intramurals. If Bobby Hill and the boys don’t figure it out soon, they’ll be the free win everyone circles on the schedule.

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Posted By: Drew Posted On: Sep 2nd Views: 658
| The Teams page now as a link at the bottom of each team to add your schedule to your calendar.
Please let me know if you have any issues.
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Posted By: Noah Posted On: Sep 2nd Views: 654
| Thanks Drew! That was fast :)
Not that anyone shows up for the late game when they are scheduled for the early game. Amirite?
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Posted By: Uncle Ricky Posted On: Sep 2nd Views: 621
| Holy smokes team Shaw looked as bad as a Clarkin after a night out. Is the difference between the ETFL and WMFL showing? Those bums cannot compete here in the mean streets of Whitby?
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Posted By: Drew Posted On: Sep 2nd Views: 558
| Hey Guys, a few more nerdy updates.
- Website: The Schedule page now shows which teams are Home (White) vs Away (Blue)
- Website: If you import your team's calendar from the Teams page, it will now also include if you are Home (White) vs Away (Blue)
- App: The live game mode will now show how long the game has been in a timeout.
- App: We have (hopefully) resolved the issues with the timer. Last week some games appeared permanently on time out.
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Posted By: Tank Posted On: Sep 4th Views: 439
| @Playoffs
Looks like they corrected the homepage because exec can't get their shit together.

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Posted By: @Tank Posted On: Sep 4th Views: 424
| At least they can put a league together unlike that dirty dog water ETFL
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Posted By: Hank Posted On: Sep 5th Views: 380
| What else is new, Tank bitching and complaining about whatever he possibly can
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Posted By: Some Bloke with a Keyboard Posted On: Sep 5th Views: 358
| 8:00am - Jack vs Joe
Joe's team did better than expected last week. Lot's of speed and a familiar cast. Fearless prediction is: Joe throws the ball to Joe, Joe runs wild and it's an absolute show. No comparable YAC attack for Jack.
Take Joe.
9:00am -
Noah vs Shaw
I thought I Shaw a good team on paper after the draft, but they weren't able to keep pace last week. I expect the same this week, especially if they're down a top player.
Take Noah.
Scoop vs Matt
Frank drafted a team and bet the farm that Scoop would take every snap. Unfortunately that's not the case and Frank finds himself with a real possibility of finishing 9th or 10 and missing out on a chance for a triple crown. Taking Matt's team to cruise this week.
11:00am
Spackman vs Mike
Spack's team struggled immensely against Jelani's team last week, while Mike's team lost to Joe. I'm especially intrigued by this matchup because of the draft order. Mike had a bookend of Spack's turn so it'll be interesting to see how everyone matches up. Take Spack.
Kyle vs Jelani
Kyle's team turned heads last week while Jelani's team simply turned TDs. Rumours abound that Jelani will have attendance issues with it being a tournament weekend, so let's see who shows up for Kyle's squad with his equally questionable roster.
Take Kyle.
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Posted By: Tank Posted On: Sep 5th Views: 338
| @Hank
Don't you have some propane to go huff?
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Posted By: Green Light Podcast Posted On: Sep 5th Views: 307
| Quick Predictions before tomorrow then back to the breakdowns after this week.
Season Record 2-3
Joe vs Jack (Jack Wins)
Noah vs Shaw (Noah Wins)
Scoop vs Matt (Matt Wins)
Spackman vs Mike (Mike Wins)
Kyle vs Jelani (Kyle Wins)
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